Why, I hear you cry… Why not, I reply…

You know, in life there are some things you never will really ever understand, like the need for a speedboat. But that doesn’t mean that if you had the money, you wouldn’t buy one. It’s a great way to evade tax, and also to get to work along the River Thames in the morning.

Plus, you know, if you’re a ‘Hip Hop’ star with a big budget to spend on a video, chances are, you’re gonna go to the South of France and order the most insane speedboat for your video. Enter the Bugatti Veyron Speedboat.

Designed by Ben Walsh, this is obviously inspired by the supercar that is the Bugatti Veyron. It houses a W16 Quad Turbo 1000HP engine – mahoosive.

But then, what you have to appreciate in this post is not only my great sense of humour but also my ability to paint you a picture and then smash it to pieces. Why? Because this doesn’t exist, it’s just a concept. A bloody sexy one at that. The wet dream of the speedboat fanatic.

Yeah… even Jay-Z couldn’t afford this one if he tried.