Now… you know when you were a kid and thought cooking something was just a case of throwing everything in the kitchen into a pot and mixing it all together and magically something good was going to come out of it?
Well, It never did. Ever. The result was a mega mess (and in my household a beating of the century).
Well that is exactly what has been done with Cher Lloyd‘s debut single and video “Swagger Jagger” (even the title is a mess).
Take a healthy dose of Black Eyed Peas and every other piece of electro pop hop nonsense, blend it with a nursery rhyme, try and make it “Urban” and the result is…

Does anyone actually like this?
If so let me know why in the comments. Thankyouplease.